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2 days ago / 56,271 notes
charlotteiq:

jade-cooper:

sarah-belham:

"The Favorite" by Omar Rayyan

Favorite what? Demon?!

Loving the fact that whatever it is is wearing a matching flower.
4 days ago / 53 notes
bodyartforms:

25% OFF EVERYTHING! Today & tomorrow only. Coupon: APR2514
5 days ago / 46 notes
evolvejewelry:

New Evolve Asura weights w white pau shell…
6 days ago / 36,761 notes
slickmickers:

grimmbot:

stephodell:

insanefastone:

darthevzimus:

opalsoda:

crash-antebois:

dirk-the-hatter:

osheamobile:

thatoneblogyoualmostremember:

roguesareth:

myherokills:

You trip and fall to your death.

Critical fail, you swallow a knife and it explodes.

"As the assassin foolishly tries to slide down the gravelly side of the mountain, he trips and slits his throat on his knife. He’s dead. Anyone else want to do anything stupid?"

"You somehow determine that the golem is made of bacon.”

"You go to search the body, but manage instead to trigger the bear trap. I’m rolling damage now.""You shoot your unconscious bleeding cleric, roll damage. Don’t forget your favored enemy bonus."
"You fail to notice the pit in front of you as you direct your horse to walk into it."

"The mugger then proceeds to shoot his friend in the foot"

"the opponent sneezes and accidentally stabs himself to death"

"You try to pick the door, but the door picks you. You’ve been impaled."

"You let go of the bow instead of its string, and it hits you in the face before falling at your feet."me: can i just pretend like i totally meant to do that//rolls a nat 20 on a bluff check"Everyone totally saw that but it looked like you completely meant to do that."

"Congratulations, you almost made it out of the blizzard, but on the last day, you get lost and freeze to death. Total party wipe. Good game, guys."

You roll to break down the door by ramming yourself shoulder first into it.> 1
Both of your arms fall off.

the door picks you. You’ve been impaled
Lol
6 days ago / 452 notes
bijoux-et-mineraux:

Rhodochrosite - Manuelita Mine, Peru
6 days ago / 120 notes
official-kato-page:

100,000 monks meditating for world peace.
6 days ago / 368 notes
mineralists:

Chrome Cerussite with Crocoite  Adelaide Mine, Australia

coffeecat says, “after they finished, biden leaned in close to let his words rivulet down the shell of the president’s ear. he whispered “thanks obama”

This is the shit I have to deal with. Just in case any of you wondered why I am the way that I am. This is my peer group.

1 week ago / 908 notes
mineralists:

Chalcocite and Djurleite with Chalcopyrite
1 week ago / 414 notes
mineralists:

Corundum var. Ruby and Diopside Tanzania